Turtle Shell 3.0 - Waterproof Wireless Speaker

We've been there. Your social calendar is as blank as the stare of a bank teller in a country where you don't speak the language, and your outlook on life is about as positive as 20 years hard labor in a Siberian gulag. You think it'll never be sunny again, even when it is, actually, quite sunny outside. Life is meaningless. Have you considered music? It's what saved us. Specifically, portable, powerful, uplifting sounds of joy emanating from the most elegantly rugged of sources, the venerable and venerated- Turtle Shell 3.0 Now in its third edition, the Turtle Shell is a whopping 20% louder than its predecessor "which was at least that much louder than the original "and a lot more efficient to boot. It plays louder, for longer, from further away. We've even improved the waterproofing, so you can literally take this rugged Bluetooth boombox into the water with you. It floats. No lie. Would we lie? No. The Turtle Shell saves lives with 360-degree sound from an IPX7 rated polygonal housi Discounted at only: US$ 99.95